To most of the world, Malaysia is extremely exotic (“oh I checked on the map where Malaysia is”) and I am actually pretty proud to be part of a rare species.
A mutant because my body does not behave like an average human’s, hang out with me for about 48 hours (either continuously or accumulatively) and you would find out one or some or all of the following:
- I turn into an exploding tomato at times, normally with the aid of alcohol
- I have a chronic skin disease where I get covered in hives for no reason at random times
- My skin is apparently as smooth or smoother than a baby’s, touch my face and judge for yourself